What does he have that I don’t?
A silver cup, a raft of media appearance, and the promise of breeding fees.
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| — | Christian Science Monitor |
Bedding for the Wedding
mr. barron hilton,
hereinbelow is a pic of my bedding request for my sister’s wedding. my sister’s wedding planner, rachel, would be happy to purchase this bedding for me (to be charged to the Rothmans’ account).
sincerely,
man’s best friend,
jxn
p.s. i’m also gonna need unlimited banana chips.
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dearest cat,
just 1 question (?) — do you snore?
looking forward to the upcoming nuptials, i remain,
man’s best friend,
jxn
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