December 2009
Tips On Preventing Motion Sickness
Oh, good. I found some tips on preventing motion sickness.
1. Watch your consumption of drinks before traveling;
2. Do not read while traveling;
3. In a car, sit in the front seat and look at the distant scenery;
4. Avoid the consumption of mauve-colored pom-poms before traveling.
Knock, Knock, Who's There?
Me
The House of the Good Sheepdog
Paula was rather tolerant when I brought Steve’s dress sock, her sock, and a receipt from Heleaux’s Grocery to ‘Base’ this morning. But when I ate just a tee-tiny corner of their property tax bill, she threatened to send me to The House of the Good Sheepdog.
Separation Anxiety
Paula worked all day for the first time since I arrived from Ohio. Left me with those Cajun Clowns.
Still Waiting
Still waiting on Christmas gifts from Lauren & Michael….
Petit Fours
Dear Amanda,
I am sending petit fours with Paula today. I hope they help you feel better.
Love,
Jxn
"You da dog, Jackson."
Mr. Mayers makes me work hard. There’s gotta be an easier way to get turkey hot dogs.
With Deepest Sympathy
Amanda,
I am so sorry about your puppy.
Matt, Michelle & Rose
Matt, Michelle & Rose….Matt, Michelle & Rose. What am I, chopped liver??
Hurry home for lunch and let me out of this crate.
New Year's Resolution #4
Work on my obsession with black patent leather.
Pilgrim Shoes
Woke up this morning and Ellie’s beautiful black patents were laying on my white rug. : )
New Year's Resolution #3
Don’t Bite (as hard).
New Year's Resolution #2
Whup Junior’s A _ _ .
New Year's Resolution #1
Kill The Possum!
Home Sweet Home
Except for getting a bath….it’s good to be home with my family again — Paula, Steve, Colleen, Ellie & Billy.
Hey, where’s Lauren???
Jxn On Vacation....
I did my job as Watch Dog. The bears and mountain lions in Papa’s yard were no longer any challenge. I did see a cat yesterday and some ducks at the park, but they are all a bunch of wimps. But when the trash man came by this morning, I REALLY let him know I meant business (like that guy on TV ads). Then I protected the Papananas from the whistle on the tea kettle. I barked and barked,...
Dear Mr. Postman:
I am waiting for Christmas gifts from two bitches, Gretchen Molony and Angie Trahan. I will be vacationing for a couple of days; therefore, please forward same to: Jxn, c/o P&N, Audubon Blvd., Laf.
Thanking you in advance for your cooperation, I remain,
Very truly yours,
Jxn
Christmas Vacation
“Don’t bother bringing that little crate (And I mean LITTLE. People, have you noticed that I can no longer sit up straight in that thing???) to P&N’s. Don’t need a crate at P&N’s. At P&N’s, I’m The Alpha.
Good-bye, Crate….Hello, Fun….Good-bye, Crate….Hello, Fun….Good-bye, Crate….Hello, Fun….
Meet The Relatives →
Christmas Eve
I’m confused. When is Christmas??? My family opened gifts last night. Uhhhhhhh…… I didn’t get one. But there IS one more day. My fleece blanket is probably in Layaway.
This is a hectic time of year for me. In addition to the usual tennis, black patent, and black suede shoes, running shorts, wet washcloths, curling irons, aluminum foil, and food items from the pantry...
B.A.A.A. Nail Clippers
It’s not even 8 a.m. but I’ve had a busy morning. Didn’t like watching CNBC, so I snatched the remote and changed the channel to The Today Show. Paula wasn’t too angry because she usually watches The Today Show. Then I grabbed a tennis shoe out of the closet and brought it to ‘Base.’ Next, I grabbed a wet washcloth and brought it to ‘Base.’...
Nap Schedules
Ellie & I wrapped Christmas gifts, and now we’re napping. The College Nap Schedule and Puppy Nap Schedule are surprisingly similar.
Colleen’s not home. I hope she’s shopping for my Christmas gift.
The Wicked Stepsisters
The Wicked Stepsisters must be arriving soon ‘cause Paula & Steve are washing EVERYTHING, including the couch. Geez. I’ve jumped on that couch just a few times, and during Spazz Attacks only. Looks like Paula’s moving me out of their bedroom (maybe I can finally get some sleep!) ‘cause she put that crappy little bed from Pet Smart in the room with the Christmas gifts...
Ace of "Base"
Paula baked Christmas cookies yesterday with that lady who said I didn’t ‘look real.’ I stole their Cling Wrap and brown measuring spoon and brought them to ‘Base’ (under the coffee table). Then I took my favorite black patent leather shoe from Paula’s closet and an orange bra from the laundry room. Brought them to ‘Base’ also. Still didn’t...
Chicken Bones
Finished off the handicapped chicken. Had my mouth filled with his white guts when Paula snatched it and threw it in the trash can. Good thing. Chicken bones can kill a dog, you know.
Miss Susan Arceneaux said I don’t look real. Is that a compliment?
Homeopathic Visit
It was fun staying with Papa, except for all the little white pills he kept giving me.