Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
Self Esteem Issues
1. Ellie, do you love me or hate me?
2. Ellie, am I a good dog or a bad dog?
3. Ellie, does this scarf make me look fat (41.5 lbs. only)?
Peace & Love
I’ve never met a person I didn’t like,….or a dog, cat, squirrel, bird, mouse, lizard, ladybug or flea.
(Once, however, I inadvertently smothered a rat with love.)
Cat Vielma?
Cat Jackson?
No, just Cat.
Oh, Subaru, where are you?
Dressed up tonight for the State of the Union Address.
If only we could teach Jackson to play Words With Friends….
Thanks for my new corduroy throw.
Goes well with my new $400,000.00 house.
Excited cuz I think Subaru’s calling today.
